Yep, it’s true, I’ve learned plenty today on oddball city names in our Country. I read the most outrageous names list with ‘Meat Sauce today at 7:10am, and within fifteen minutes, you X Rockers started giving us some gems to add to the fun. So, you have ‘Booger Hole, West Virginia’, and ‘Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts’, and ‘Ding Dong, Texas.’ Yes, these are all real. You also have ‘Fertile’ and ‘Climax’, Minnesota, and ‘Scratch Ankle, Alabama.’ Don’t forget ‘Intercourse, Pennsylvania’, as well!
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Yep, those are all awesome. However, nothing is comparing to ‘Uranus, Missouri.’ What?! Yep, this is a real town, and to add to the fun, you also have the ‘Uranus Fudge Factory’, in Uranus, Missouri. Apparently, this is damn good fudge, which comes right out of ‘Uranus.’ So, ‘Sauce’ and I are going to talk to the folks at the ‘Uranus Fudge Factory’, and maybe we can experience some ‘Uranus Fudge!’ Rock!
-Mattie
