Breaking news today out of Ukraine, where Chewbacca, our resident Wookie bad ass, was arrested for campaigning for Darth Vader. Authorities were outwardly upset that the 500 pound Wookie was campaigning for the Sith Lord, and it has gone over poorly with his friend, Han Solo, who was not reached for comment. “Chewie”, as he is known, has been a Rebellion supporter, and has been the right hand of Mr. Solo, who has saved countless lives and fought Vader in the last forty years in multiple intergalactic space fights across the galaxy.
No word on how long Chewbacca will be in jail.
-Bahan
