Yep, we've all seen them. Strutting around in their clueles arrogance. Yes, we are talking about the 'Douchebag Hipster', and they are invading your bars, nightclubs, restaurants, and walking freely in society. So, here are the warning signs of the 'Douchebag Hipster'….ready?
1. It's a guy, aged 21-35
2. Said dude sports a mustache, or long ass Amish looking beard
3. Said dude thinks he's a musician, or a really cool artist
4. Nobody is as cool, or hip, in their music and fashion tastes that this guy
5. Skinny jeans, trypically grey or black
6. Black Glasses, sometimes not needed, with no glass actually in them
7. Long hair, and a hair bun, because, you know, why not?
8. Typcially too many tattoos, like he's at war with tatts with the next hipster
9. Pork Pie hat. Why, we don't know
10. Converse All Stars, sure, makes sense
So, careful out there, they are invading your personal space right now!
-Bahan
