If you can’t stand your boss, rock with me to drown them out! If I’m lucky Bahan gives me tickets to give away!
And at noon… Don’t miss the 90’s NOONER! I learned how to masturbate in the 90’s, now we are friends. I am not a mind reader, so get your requests in at 309.495.9496!
I grew up in a podunk town called Manteno about an hour south of Chicago. My goal in life through my H.S. years was to tour in my metal band with Ozzfest. Instead, I decided to go to ISU and graduated in 4 years with a Degree in Mass Communications and also acquired a Math Minor. I get phone calls people saying things like “I have kids, how could you say something like that?” My response is, “I could be teaching your kids!” Now I am doing radio, hosting Monster Jam stadium shows, and doing stand up comedy when I can.
My favorite bands are The Deftones, Incubus, Alice In Chains, and Slipknot. Needless to say, I love to ROCK!
10 things you need to know about me!
1. I am a creep.
2. My sons’ names are Cruz and Cash.
3. Monster trucks are FACKIN AWESOME! You can find me hosting the Monster Jam Fox Sports 1 Championship Series!
4. My favorite drink is whatever is in my hand at the time!
5. Blackhawks/White Sox/Bears/Bulls
6. My manhood is less than average.
7. If you don’t like Family Guy, then I don’t like you!
8. I would fornicate with Megan Fox even if she had man gennys.
9. Drugs that cause bloody diarea and possible death aren’t worth taking!
10. I like my women like I like my wine… FULL OF LIQUOR!
In conclusion (inspirational moment), if you aren’t chasing your dreams every minute of the day, you are wasting your time! Something I learned (from a baby) is this… “Whether you can, or you can’t… YOU’RE RIGHT!” That baby was Stewie Griffin!
You can always find @1057thexrocks and @Black_Radio on Twitter! Creep with me.