So, you are going sight-seeing and you want to ride a segway around the city.  You and your friends are all trying them out, when you notice someone not riding the segway quite like you...

I never realized that segways were dangerous.  Did you know the owner of segway drove right off a cliff and died on one of these monsters?

Just be careful riding these downtown Peoria.  You might ride into a parade... or worse, ride into the river and be eaten by Asian Carpe!